MY DELIGHTFUL CHOCOLATE-SPRINKLED PROFITEROLES, OH MY COOLED RICE PUDDINGS WITH PINEAPPLE, MY BEAUTIFUL BLUEBERRY TARTS. The time has come of the May fires! Of dancing, stark naked, under the silver nightly sun. THE TIME OF BELTANE HAS COME, my foxy congregation. LET THERE BE WINE AND MEAD, FIRE AND LOVE.

I hope with all my heart that you will find ( Read more... )

FARMHANDS CONGREGATION, I apologise, once more for the delay but the Reverend has passed out yesterday, embarrassingly early, after a day of frolicking in the Canadian tundra and moose chariot-racing. My fellow Reverend and I are proud to say that we are still striving to make it a national sport over here but I'm afraid it might still be a close ( Read more... )

Dearly BELOVED,
We have gathered here today for a very special Sunday Service indeed. For today, dear examplars of marine fauna flock, we have gathered here en masse to honour the commemorration of our most talented and most keen in the filthiest filth that ever filthed; that beautiful, the fabulous Vicar of ours; lallyloo. She is the lantern of this fandom ( Read more... )

AMAZONS AND OTHER BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, your Reverends are known for many things. For their fervour, general obnoxiousness, loudness and BLATANT impropriety. Sadly, time-keeping is not one of those things. Which is why this Reverend right here is left once again to PROFUSELY  apologize for the gross neglect the masses have recently been met with. ( Read more... )

MY LOVELIES ♥
I have indented to withhold Sunday Service due to the holidays, I ken youse all are busy and well, if you're like me you are probably *marinated* in spirits of all kinds and drifting in and out the state of pure sloshedness, but my darling Reverend companion ladytiferet smartly noted; there's a time when you need a break from family or else you ( Read more... )

MY ROYAL MISTRELS! MY SWEET, JIBING JESTERS, MY KNIGHTS AND PRINCESSES, KINGS AND QUEENS. BOYS AND GIRLS...YOUR RESIDENT REVEREND MIGHT STILL BE A WEE BIT TIPSY FROM THE VERY LIBERATE AMOUNT OF SPIRITS SHE HAS CONSUMED TODAY. However!!! My love rings pure and strong and true and is not just a by-product of festive boozin'. I ASSURE YOU FLOCK, I ( Read more... )

MY BELOVED HIGH CLASS ESCORTS FLOCK. Last week has yet again bore fruit from most delicious and sinful orchard, and the Lords of Porn did grin upon us with kindness ( Read more... )

HEY! ALL YOU HELOTS, YOU ZEALOTS, YOU PELOPONNESIANS, YOU LEKADEAMONS.
ALL OF LEONIDAS’S ARMY! LET’S GET BARMY!
Errr whoops. Sorry wrong pep talk.
MISTRESSES, HAREM CONGREGATION. You are a flock of superior kind. Your zeal would make St. John Rivers clap and jump up and down in approval. Or at least nod fervently, colour high on his cheeks. ( Read more... )

LET US BE HONEST WITH ONE ANOTHER, DEAR FLOCK. FOR, TO QUOTE FATHER JAMIE BELL, THE TRUTH SHALL SET US FREE. Let's be truthful with one-another and admit that in fact, we are all pretty fucking kick-arse. Yes, I mean every single one of you, you cute little bastards ( Read more... )

DARLING CONGREGATION, a warm good evening and a sticky pudding welcome to every single one of you. I cannot express how wonderful it is to see every single one of your lovely, pretty faces. Reverend ladytiferet and I were so happy to see such intent mass participation last week when the Sunday Service reared again into action like an engine of a vintage ( Read more... )